Posts Tagged ‘ whimsy ’

Hipster is really good at finding cool stuff at the D.I.

Hipster is really good at finding cool stuff at the D.I.

A local 20something Jeff Kanderton spent his lunch break Thursday hitting the DI and filing through racks of clothing donated to the Mormon Goodwill store, searching for fashion accouterments that can add to his already well-rounded closet. “Oh this sweater? I found this ish(sic’d) at the D.I. Pretty cool huh?” Kanderton, appearing as if Urban...
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Local man able to make break-up seem like her idea

Local man able to make break-up seem like her idea

Matt Ramackin, noted fornicator and churlish drunk was able to make a break up seem like it was the decision of his on-again-off-again ladyfriend of several months. Ramackin, who met Kristie Yeates through an acquaintance, knew he was in too deep when it was clear she...
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U of U graduate happy he didn’t end up with ‘college slut’

U of U graduate happy he didn’t end up with ‘college slut’

"It was close," remarked a recent University of Utah Graduate and job seeker of ending up with college slut, Chelsea Masterson, something he had hoped for in years previous. Masterson, a widely known bar flooze, was according to most reports, 'not a hard button to push.'
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