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Mormons excited for Tim Tebow to die, so he can become member of church

Mormons excited for Tim Tebow to die, so he can become member of church

SALT LAKE – Mormon football fans around the country are excited to have Tim Tebow die soon, so that they can baptize him as a member of the LDS church. “He’s so spiritual,” said Kelly Christiansen, mormon. “You can see how he has a close personal relationship with our Savior, I’m just so conflicted because he’s...
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“Pearl of Great Price” not worth that much after all

October 4, 2008
By Lordy Tremain, Reichsmarschall

TEMPLE SQUARE – In a move that shows nobody is safe from the flailing economy, The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints has sold off one of its most sacred texts for much less than some say it is worth. After reading an article in The Deseret News this week...
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LDS Church announces BYU-Logan; bans letter ‘A’

LDS Church announces BYU-Logan; bans letter ‘A’

SALT LAKE CITY — The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints announced the acquisition of the former Utah State University at a ceremony Saturday, June 7. In keeping with tradition, the school will be renamed to Brigham Young University – Logan. Thomas S. Monson, president of the church, presided over the ceremony which was...
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