What for many years had been termed Adult SIDS by physicians and medical examiners has now been officially modified to the more appropriate handle SADS. The American Medical Association has received a strong backlash of angry and humiliated widows and widowers concerned with the negative stigma applied to loved ones who have succumbed to...
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LIVING LEARNING COMMUNITY – Some kid Brandon Walker used to make fun of in high school’s mom was deleted from Walker’s facebook account by Walker, who said he was “sick of reading bullshit status updates about a woman’s right to breast-feed.”
Walker, a notorious facebook friend-whore with over 800 facebook friends, accepts friend requests from...
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ALL OVER THE VALLEY, PROBABLY RIGHT BY YOUR HOUSE TOO – Data from an in-house study sponsored by The Truant, states that beyond a reasonable doubt, drunk driving is “super fun.”
After a late-night session of over-priced and under-poured cocktails at a local watering-hole (whose name will not be mentioned in...
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EAST SIDE LOGAN – In a bizarre case that echoes reports from across the Pacific, three writers from the Emmy award-winning on-line periodical The Truant have become ill from tainted milk. Shortly after news that 53,000 infants in China had fallen sick due to the chemical melamine being added to raw...
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