If a philosophy department is eliminated from a college and no one raises a voice in protest, did it ever actually exist?
Nope. But I’d wager they’d write self-impressed diatribes espousing the virtues and necessity of philosophy. Shhh. If you’re quiet, you can actually hear the sound of Provost Raymond Coward getting an idea.
There have been many departments...
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TSC – When Duve Olson overcame his hearing disability as a child by practicing American Sign Language with his mother, his reward was an entire world of endless possibilities through communication. With academic perseverance, Duve launched himself into the presidency of Utah State University’s ASL chapter, where he led his team to the championship...
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OLDE MAIN – In a brutal sign of the economic times, Utah State president Stan Albrecht announced Wednesday morning that he will be cutting the art and music departments and all artistic programming, effective for the spring semester of 2009.
"This is a truly tragic day for the university, when I am forced by budgetary...
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EAST SIDE LOGAN – In a bizarre case that echoes reports from across the Pacific, three writers from the Emmy award-winning on-line periodical The Truant have become ill from tainted milk. Shortly after news that 53,000 infants in China had fallen sick due to the chemical melamine being added to raw...
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Stan Albrecht, President of Utah State University, knocked up Four Chinese women at noon on Monday in order to promote diversity at USU. The program introduced to students in a press release is part of four-point-plan to promote a diverse campus. Albrecht who finished rather quickly with each of the young, nubile Chinese...
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SALT LAKE CITY — The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints announced the acquisition of the former Utah State University at a ceremony Saturday, June 7. In keeping with tradition, the school will be renamed to Brigham Young University – Logan.
Thomas S. Monson, president of the church, presided over the ceremony which was...
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LOGAN — Utah State University President Stan Albrecht dedicated nearly fifteen minutes of his address to making fun of this year’s crop of English majors during Saturday’s commencement exercises.
Drawing laughter from most of the audience, Albrecht seemed to bring out every joke in the proverbial book about English majors, from knock-knock jokes to complex...
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