Ed.–As reported to Lordy Tremain, Reichsmarschall, by Devon Foxblade, Salt Lake City Attaché
The controversial film, 8: The Mormon Proposition, received a standing ovation followed by cries of “No homo” after its premiere screening in Park City’s Sundance Film Festival this week. Director G.B. Sillyfuck’s film was about the successful efforts of The Church of...
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[Ed Note: Being that this weekend was “Take your kids to the gun show weekend so they don’t grow up to be pussies", we didn’t get any writing done for our Monday morning edition. As a substitute for our usual witty and ground-breaking “Recipe of the Week” column that regularly runs on Monday, we...
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In the greatest blow to journalistic excellence since a nazi bullet took Ernie Pyle’s life, The Truant is not going to make fun of Harry Caines’ Unconventional Wisdom column this week. This might lead one to believe that The Truant would not be making fun of Harry Caines this week. Wrong.
Last Friday night, Dickhouse...
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So we're picking up a couple days late here. The news of American Hero Patrick Swayze's death preempted us making fun of Harry Caines, who still writes his petty bitches for the Utah Statesman. We can't help but think Caines' articles aren't appearing online because he knows we're lazy, and it will only...
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As the economic crisis that Goldman Sachs granted to most of America through forcible rape worsens, California, the state hit the hardest by the housing market collapse, has come ever closer to taxing and legalizing marijuana to help ease its financial stress. As for allowing homosexuals to marry, the pseudo-progressive and oft-admired demographic of...
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To The Editor:
Role models for our children, ha! Great players yes,
Jordan Farmar, mmm, not so much, but anyway,
but role models for our children is hardly what I would use to describe some of these NBA players!
…Since someone asked?
I will even go as far as to say role models for adults, hardly!
If you’re an adult...
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