Ed. Note: This article was written by a bonobo named Chauncey. Chauncey use to write most of the material for The Truant until our office was raided and all responsible staff was taken in to custody and charged with soliciting prostitutes and animal cruelty-hence the lack of good articles since last fall. The primate...
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SALT LAKE CITY — The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints announced the acquisition of the former Utah State University at a ceremony Saturday, June 7. In keeping with tradition, the school will be renamed to Brigham Young University – Logan.
Thomas S. Monson, president of the church, presided over the ceremony which was...
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