Posts Tagged ‘ Horoscopes ’

Scorpio OCTOBER 24 – NOVEMBER 21 This weekend will be full of snow balls and blue balls. Stay indoors until Monday. Sagittarius NOVEMBER 22 – DECEMBER 21 No, you don’t have a chest cold. You have lung cancer. Capricorn DECEMBER 22 – JANUARY 19 Hockey Whores are the new Sorority Sluts Aquarius JANUARY 20 – FEBRUARY 18 You might get dick...
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Editors note: Dixie May called in to our first and only radio appearance, and did her best to ruin it. (Not that we needed help.) The Truant, as a newsroom, decided what any good news organization would do: Demand she join the staff. She will contribute weekly horoscopes and random articles from her southern,...
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