Posts Tagged ‘ harry caines ’

Ed Note, Caines penned his last column for The Utah Statesman on Monday. Man, Fuck that guy. There is a line from a song by the rock group Night Ranger I love that simply states, “I was never much good at goodbye.” So true. True that you aren’t good at goodbye? It’s amazing that Night Ranger...
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In the greatest blow to journalistic excellence since a nazi bullet took Ernie Pyle’s life, The Truant is not going to make fun of Harry Caines’ Unconventional Wisdom column this week. This might lead one to believe that The Truant would not be making fun of Harry Caines this week. Wrong. Last Friday night, Dickhouse...
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If a philosophy department is eliminated from a college and no one raises a voice in protest, did it ever actually exist? Nope. But I’d wager they’d write self-impressed diatribes espousing the virtues and necessity of philosophy. Shhh. If you’re quiet, you can actually hear the sound of Provost Raymond Coward getting an idea. There have been many departments...
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A doozy from Caines this Monday. We still don’t hate Caines, we just think his column is a giant waste of space. Usual rules apply, if you have a class with Harry, don’t make fun of him for showing up/not showing up/crying the whole time in the comments, because we’ll just delete it. On...
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Listen folks, before we start this week, lets start by saying we don’t hate Harry Caines. We don’t. Call it good natured ribbing of an old chum. So leave the ‘fuck Harry Caines’ comments alone and spend that time planting a tree or getting something straight (or up and slightly to the left) between...
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So we're picking up a couple days late here. The news of American Hero Patrick Swayze's death preempted us making fun of Harry Caines, who still writes his petty bitches for the Utah Statesman. We can't help but think Caines' articles aren't appearing online because he knows we're lazy, and it will only...
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With the sun reddening my face and Frisbees whizzing by my head, I found myself standing smack in the middle of the unbridled zaniness that is the Day on the Quad. God it’s WILD, have you ever been? Its pretty nuts, I always put on a condom before I ever go to the Day on...
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In an attempt to start a petty feud and because he ruined quizzo, we thought we’d rely on something so lazy, so self serving, so jealous: a FJM style commentary while we read Harry Caines’ latest Andy Rooney impression. Sip on some Haterade, people. To paraphrase The Rolling Stones, please allow me to introduce myself. I’m...
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