When we last left our local periodical, the Herald Journal was taking nominations for a Resident of the Year award, and the good people of Logan, America were using the opportunity to nominate their child’s dance instructor. Earlier this week, the HJ’s Letters to the Editor section provided a bully pulpit for a missive...
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Tags: Common Sense, FJM style, just kidding jokes are the worst, The Herald Journal, Thomas Paine, Yup a Lewiston resident
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Sunday's edition of the Herald Journal contained "some of the nominations offered at hjnews.com for Cache Valley Resident of the Year." You know we could not let that slide.
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Tags: Bicycle Brent, Boy Scouts, Cache Valley Resident of the Year, FJM style, Herald Journal, Jim Laub, Michael Ballam
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Ed Note, Caines penned his last column for The Utah Statesman on Monday. Man, Fuck that guy.
There is a line from a song by the rock group Night Ranger I love that simply states, “I was never much good at goodbye.” So true.
True that you aren’t good at goodbye? It’s amazing that Night Ranger...
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Tags: FJM style, harry caines, olive branches, Unconventional Wisdom, Utah Statesman
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If a philosophy department is eliminated from a college and no one raises a voice in protest, did it ever actually exist?
Nope. But I’d wager they’d write self-impressed diatribes espousing the virtues and necessity of philosophy. Shhh. If you’re quiet, you can actually hear the sound of Provost Raymond Coward getting an idea.
There have been many departments...
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Tags: ancient Greece, Charlie Huenemann, Charlie Huenemann's book on Nietzsche, FJM style, harry caines, musketry, Nietzsche: Genius of the Heart, Philosophy, Ray Coward, Stan Albrecht, Tyler Riggs, Unconventional Wisdom
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A doozy from Caines this Monday. We still don’t hate Caines, we just think his column is a giant waste of space. Usual rules apply, if you have a class with Harry, don’t make fun of him for showing up/not showing up/crying the whole time in the comments, because we’ll just delete it. On...
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Tags: allow me to retort, delaware, english > interdisciplinary, FJM style, harry caines, nameless websites, new jersey, non-sequitur, shout outs, state run liquor stores, Unconventional Wisdom, wild turkey neat
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Listen folks, before we start this week, lets start by saying we don’t hate Harry Caines. We don’t. Call it good natured ribbing of an old chum. So leave the ‘fuck Harry Caines’ comments alone and spend that time planting a tree or getting something straight (or up and slightly to the left) between...
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Tags: 9/14, Child Molester in donnie darko, Dirty Dancing, Drexel Triangle, FJM style, Ghost, guerrilla warfare, harry caines, IROC-Z's, michael jackson, Nixon Dickhouse, Patrick Swayze, Puerto Rico, Red Dawn, Ronald Reagan, The 80's, Tremain, Unconventional Wisdom, Utah Statesman, we already wrote this article only way better, we just got done saying we didnt hate you
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To The Editor:
Role models for our children, ha! Great players yes,
Jordan Farmar, mmm, not so much, but anyway,
but role models for our children is hardly what I would use to describe some of these NBA players!
…Since someone asked?
I will even go as far as to say role models for adults, hardly!
If you’re an adult...
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Tags: "so-called", Farmar sucks, FJM style, health care, Herald Journal letters to the editor, HIV/AIDS, hothouse flowers, John Stockton, Kobe Bryant, LGBT, lip-reading, No homo, obama, Pac Man Jones, poor moral choices, racists, Spokane, these NBA players are such blacks!
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The following letters are real. They are culled from the opinion page of the Herald Journal, and are written by the actual residents of Logan Utah, USA.
To the editor:
I have been following the Sara Palin vs. David Letterman feud since it began.
Good for you, what are you, president of the extraneous history club? We...
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Tags: anti-christ movement, David Letterman, eternal consequences, FJM style, it's not natural it's perverted, Logan Utah USA, Sarah Palin, state birds, The Herald Journal, why did he make anal sex with other dudes feel so right
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