Scorpio OCTOBER 24 – NOVEMBER 21
Thanksgiving is a time for you to give thanks for your fucked- up family situation.
Sagittarius NOVEMBER 22 – DECEMBER 21
Thanksgiving is a time for you to give thanks for your impending herpes test
Capricorn DECEMBER 22 – JANUARY 19
Thanksgiving is a time for you to give thanks for your girlfriends...
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ALL OVER THE VALLEY, PROBABLY RIGHT BY YOUR HOUSE TOO – Data from an in-house study sponsored by The Truant, states that beyond a reasonable doubt, drunk driving is “super fun.”
After a late-night session of over-priced and under-poured cocktails at a local watering-hole (whose name will not be mentioned in...
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Editors note: Dixie May called in to our first and only radio appearance, and did her best to ruin it. (Not that we needed help.) The Truant, as a newsroom, decided what any good news organization would do: Demand she join the staff. She will contribute weekly horoscopes and random articles from her southern,...
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KVNU STUDIOS – Three handsome Truant editors were yanked from the air moments into their appearance on KVNU’s For The People election night coverage. The extremely important journalists had hardly even begun to shill for their Emmy Award-Winning web site when a red phone rang, and For The People host Tyler Riggs put a...
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