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Head Editor in Charge Claire Chennault announces indefinite leave of abscence from ground-breaking magazine
Claire Chennault announced Wednesday afternoon that he is tendering his resignation from the magazine he helped raise from a puppy, citing a strong desire to hunt for treasure. While Chennault did not rule out a possible return to the magazine at some point in the distant future, he said Lordy Tremain would have to...
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Bonobo writes first article for The Ensign
Ed. Note: This article was written by a bonobo named Chauncey. Chauncey use to write most of the material for The Truant until our office was raided and all responsible staff was taken in to custody and charged with soliciting prostitutes and animal cruelty-hence the lack of good articles since last fall. The primate...
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