Posts Tagged ‘ Brent Guy ’

Sordid details of Guy era emerge

Sordid details of Guy era emerge

Rats are always the first to flee a sinking ship – and there has been a lot of ratting going on during the immediate aftermath of USU football coach Brent Guy's firing. The Truant has become a sort of first stop for all disgruntled assistant coaches, players, coaches wives, and athletic department drones, due...
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Guy blasts North End Zone Facility in farewell press conference

Guy blasts North End Zone Facility in farewell press conference

HARRIS ATHLETIC CENTER - A few hours after he was fired as USU's head football coach, Brent Guy reemerged from his office, stepped behind a podium draped in aggie blue, and began what he termed his "farewell" press conference. "I'd like to begin by saying fuck the fans, fuck the players, fuck the university, fuck...
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Albrecht impregnates Chinese women to promote diversity at USU

Stan Albrecht, President of Utah State University, knocked up Four Chinese women at noon on Monday in order to promote diversity at USU. The program introduced to students in a press release is part of four-point-plan to promote a diverse campus. Albrecht who finished rather quickly with each of the young, nubile Chinese...
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