Ed. Note: This article was written by a bonobo named Chauncey. Chauncey use to write most of the material for The Truant until our office was raided and all responsible staff was taken in to custody and charged with soliciting prostitutes and animal cruelty-hence the lack of good articles since last fall. The primate...
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PHOENIX — Arizona Diamondbacks pitcher Randy Johnson was overheard telling longtime acquaintance and N.Y. Yankees general manager Brian Cashman that he is “ready to put on his ‘A’ game” as soon as Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus turns 18 in the year 2010.
Johnson, 44, took notice of the 15-year-old starlet after semi-nude photos of...
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