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Little Matchstick Girl turns to prostitution

December 18, 2008
By Lordy Tremain, Reichsmarschall
Little Matchstick Girl turns to prostitution

COPENHAGEN – In a pleasant dose of peasant news that has been a long time coming, the Little Matchstick Girl, who has been freezing to death every winter since she began her ill-fated business venture of door-to-door matchsticks sales, has added prostitution to her repertoire. As of last Thursday this constant character of Christmas lore,...
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