Last night local man and student, Ryan Young had the first threesome of his life and says that he will never go back to the traditional sexual pairing of a twosome ever again.
“God, it was nice,” said Young of his experience. “I can’t believe I waited so long to have sex with two girls...
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Spread offense guru and Florida Gators Head Coach Urban Meyer inspired trillions of sports fans all across the nation to get boners when he announced Tuesday that his senior quarterback, Tim Tebow, will take snaps at middle linebacker during the team’s SEC schedule.
“Tim is too much of a stud to take him off the...
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After sifting through endless piles of applications and conducting upwards of twenty interviews a day for the past two weeks, a select handful of female interns have been selected for positions this summer, making it possible for Casual Sex Friday to officially begin (again) this week at the offices of The Truant.
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Sad news from the music community rang out thursday when Michael Jackson slipped into a coma and died Thursday afternoon and was unable to be revived with toe-tapping pop hook.
His record company had learned of his demise and was ecstatic to recapture the magic of his circa 1982 mega-hit “thriller’. Sony Records quickly assembled a...
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Yesterday American icon Ed McMahon died due to complication of the price always being right, which were brought on by continually handing out over-sized checks. He was 86 years old.
McMahon gained his fame from being the host of the landmark television program The Price is Right where he introduced the real star of the...
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LOGAN–Last night a brave officer reminded the small town that he polices why the men and women behind the badge are true heroes, as he made good on his promise to serve and protect his community.
Officer Jake Heft of the Logan City Police Department was making a nightly tour of his local Main Street...
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To The Editor:
Role models for our children, ha! Great players yes,
Jordan Farmar, mmm, not so much, but anyway,
but role models for our children is hardly what I would use to describe some of these NBA players!
…Since someone asked?
I will even go as far as to say role models for adults, hardly!
If you’re an adult...
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The following letters are real. They are culled from the opinion page of the Herald Journal, and are written by the actual residents of Logan Utah, USA.
To the editor:
I have been following the Sara Palin vs. David Letterman feud since it began.
Good for you, what are you, president of the extraneous history club? We...
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Although preliminary sales figures were unavailable as of press time, a quick poll of area -tenders and -flies (bar) revealed the skyrocketing popularity of ‘Skin’ brand clothing among clueless (or not) bargoers immediately following a Columbine-style shooting at the Holocaust Memorial Museum in Washington D.C.
An actual company, ‘Skin’ is dedicated to providing consumers with...
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