The National Football League, Philadelphia Eagles and Michael Vick continued to bathe in the wrath of a nation of people who suddenly love animals. For a moment, at least, the focus is off health care, as America gets very self-righteous on Vick, a wicked, wicked Black man.
“See this Black guy?” asked Roger Mero of...
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In a move opposed only by the whiniest of knee-jerk crybaby liberal whiners, EnergySolutions will now be importing dangerous child-molesting felons to Utah. The rapists, who specialize in raping innocentchildren, are currently imprisoned in South Carolina, the same state EnergySolutions imports radioactive waste from.
EnergySolutions CEO Steve Creamer announced his genius idea to bring as...
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As the economic crisis that Goldman Sachs granted to most of America through forcible rape worsens, California, the state hit the hardest by the housing market collapse, has come ever closer to taxing and legalizing marijuana to help ease its financial stress. As for allowing homosexuals to marry, the pseudo-progressive and oft-admired demographic of...
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What for many years had been termed Adult SIDS by physicians and medical examiners has now been officially modified to the more appropriate handle SADS. The American Medical Association has received a strong backlash of angry and humiliated widows and widowers concerned with the negative stigma applied to loved ones who have succumbed to...
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A Smithfield resident in his early twenties, Nate Hansen thought he had it all: sweet bullet-bike, a gang of Ed Hardy gear, and some gnarly 'scrips for all kinds of shit he had coming to him ever since his bike wreck of two years ago.
Like any upwardly mobile young man, hot of blood and...
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After a recent run-in with the law that resulted in famed writer Lordy Tremain being found guilty of a DUI charge while operating a bicycle, the acclaimed writer of time honored tales such as The Wrong Day to Wear White Pants: A Tale for Growing Girls, A Tight Box for Johnson: A Young Man’s...
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Local NHL 09 dynasty gamer Spencer King said he’s “Shuffling lines around some” trying to recapture the scoring magic which recently deserted his imaginary Detroit Red Wings.
“The Datsyuk, Zetterberg, Holmstrom line is doing nothing,” King said. “I lost to the Minnesota Wild in the Joe! The Wild, man!”
King is hoping a trade for Los...
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After continually being disowned by those who he thought were his friends, douche bag Trevor Blanks has finally found his niche in the social nightlife which his associates had been keeping him from for over a decade. In recent weeks, Blanks has made it clear through his office’s event corkboard and his constant facebook...
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Matt Ramackin, noted fornicator and churlish drunk was able to make a break up seem like it was the decision of his on-again-off-again ladyfriend of several months.
Ramackin, who met Kristie Yeates through an acquaintance, knew he was in too deep when it was clear she...
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