Salt Lake City, UT—After a long affair of good sex paired with an autonomous friendship out side of the sack, a once happy duo of first-class “fuck buddies” are no longer friends.
Up until last week, Lauren Angels and Drew Drake had been enjoying each others company on and off the sexual court for...
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With the sun reddening my face and Frisbees whizzing by my head, I found myself standing smack in the middle of the unbridled zaniness that is the Day on the Quad.
God it’s WILD, have you ever been? Its pretty nuts, I always put on a condom before I ever go to the Day on...
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First Edward ‘Ted’ Kennedy, and now this… I find it sad yet remarkable that within the same week of a summer fleeting, we lose two great men, both of which will be remembered most for letting their mistress drown in a river after saving themselves from their sinking automobiles.
Ted and I made our amends...
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Claire Chennault announced Wednesday afternoon that he is tendering his resignation from the magazine he helped raise from a puppy, citing a strong desire to hunt for treasure. While Chennault did not rule out a possible return to the magazine at some point in the distant future, he said Lordy Tremain would have to...
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In an attempt to start a petty feud and because he ruined quizzo, we thought we’d rely on something so lazy, so self serving, so jealous: a FJM style commentary while we read Harry Caines’ latest Andy Rooney impression. Sip on some Haterade, people.
To paraphrase The Rolling Stones, please allow me to introduce myself. I’m...
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Carson City, NV—Weeks after a Californian city legalized the taxing of marijuana, Nevada has decided that it will follow in similar footsteps and attempt to add to state income by decriminalizing the once illegal practice of domestic abuse.
The news rings a sad bell for most women and tiny men across the ‘Silver State’ who...
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It’s that time again – time to make fun of the fucktards who write letters to the Herald Journal. First up this week is Torrie Crapo of North Logan. Torrie has pit bulls on the brain. Take it away, Torrie!
To the editor:
A dog’s stability, shyness, aggressiveness and protectiveness is tested by The American Temperament...
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The National Football League, Philadelphia Eagles and Michael Vick continued to bathe in the wrath of a nation of people who suddenly love animals. For a moment, at least, the focus is off health care, as America gets very self-righteous on Vick, a wicked, wicked Black man.
“See this Black guy?” asked Roger Mero of...
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