The Associated Students of Utah State University 'Free Compliment Day' organizing committee was disbanded Friday, after it was brought to student body President Colin Finn's attention that compliments are already fucking free.
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This almost didn’t get written. Caines’ column isn’t a “fuck you if you like ice cream” -level masterpiece this week, and it was difficult for our genius staff of writers to find openings for good insults and pithy observations. That’s a big reason why this week’s Unconventional Wisdom FJM style fuckfest isn’t appearing on...
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Recent findings have found studies showing results that suggest continued support for the long held belief that smoking cigarettes is still in fact the coolest and sexiest personal habit in which one can partake. The world wide smoking craze is still based on sound judgment according to the latest studies conducted by Dr. Patrick...
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If a philosophy department is eliminated from a college and no one raises a voice in protest, did it ever actually exist? Nope. But I’d wager they’d write self-impressed diatribes espousing the virtues and necessity of philosophy. Shhh. If you’re quiet, you can actually hear the sound of Provost Raymond Coward getting an idea. There have been many departments...
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Ed note. This is special feature by this hippie chick who has been hanging around the office. Named uh, Yessica Notel. Yup, That sounds hippie enough to me. In reviewing newest season of Entourage, an HBO series that is in its sixth season I couldn't help but notice the over indulgence that distracts me from...
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Before Dickhouse decked him in a fight over a young woman's attention, sending him wailing from the office never to be seen again, Claire Chennault was The Truant's best and most prolific writer. We're oh-so glad he's gone, and things are much better now, but that being said, we miss his production. Basically he's...
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A doozy from Caines this Monday. We still don’t hate Caines, we just think his column is a giant waste of space. Usual rules apply, if you have a class with Harry, don’t make fun of him for showing up/not showing up/crying the whole time in the comments, because we’ll just delete it. On...
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Listen folks, before we start this week, lets start by saying we don’t hate Harry Caines. We don’t. Call it good natured ribbing of an old chum. So leave the ‘fuck Harry Caines’ comments alone and spend that time planting a tree or getting something straight (or up and slightly to the left) between...
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