Op-ed
Ed. – We were recently contacted by one of the most important men in all of Logan, Provost of Utah State University, Raymond T. Coward. The esteemed Provost said he had a message of great urgency which he wanted to communicate directly to our “negligible readership.” We live to serve. Without further ado, Provost...
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I find myself opening doors for the old and feeble. I find myself standing when I should sit. I find myself allowing women with children to go through a door before I do. I find myself allowing others to take my cab even though it’s raining. I find myself lost in service for others....
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When we last left our local periodical, the Herald Journal was taking nominations for a Resident of the Year award, and the good people of Logan, America were using the opportunity to nominate their child’s dance instructor. Earlier this week, the HJ’s Letters to the Editor section provided a bully pulpit for a missive...
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‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the hood
The Wu-Tang was creepin’, and up to no good;
The 40s were stacked on the stoop with care,
In hopes that the RZA would soon be there;
Ghostface and Rae were bagging the blow,
While U-God and GZA weren’t loving a hoe;
Masta Killa in his ‘kerchif, and Deck in...
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Sunday's edition of the Herald Journal contained "some of the nominations offered at hjnews.com for Cache Valley Resident of the Year." You know we could not let that slide.
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Ed Note, Caines penned his last column for The Utah Statesman on Monday. Man, Fuck that guy.
There is a line from a song by the rock group Night Ranger I love that simply states, “I was never much good at goodbye.” So true.
True that you aren’t good at goodbye? It’s amazing that Night Ranger...
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[Ed Note: Being that this weekend was “Take your kids to the gun show weekend so they don’t grow up to be pussies", we didn’t get any writing done for our Monday morning edition. As a substitute for our usual witty and ground-breaking “Recipe of the Week” column that regularly runs on Monday, we...
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WASHINGTON DC—After keeping relatively quiet for almost a decade, the topic of gays in the military has once again come to the fore-front of American military policy as President Barack Obama spoke to the nation last month regarding the issue and pledged his support to change the “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy instated years...
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In the greatest blow to journalistic excellence since a nazi bullet took Ernie Pyle’s life, The Truant is not going to make fun of Harry Caines’ Unconventional Wisdom column this week. This might lead one to believe that The Truant would not be making fun of Harry Caines this week. Wrong.
Last Friday night, Dickhouse...
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