Tom Bauer, a Natural Resources major at Utah State University, takes pains to make sure that everyone he comes in contact with learns that he doesn’t use Facebook.
“My super-cool, secretive plans are too important for anyone to find out,” Bauer said. “Facebook? I tell even the vaguest acquaintances that I don’t use it.”
Since most...
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Ed. – We were recently contacted by one of the most important men in all of Logan, Provost of Utah State University, Raymond T. Coward. The esteemed Provost said he had a message of great urgency which he wanted to communicate directly to our “negligible readership.” We live to serve. Without further ado, Provost...
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President Barack Obama was peppered with criticism today shortly after wrapping up a speech on foreign relations at Utah State University, where he explained to students and media that the Chinese “are a lot like the Borg on Star Trek.”
Obama, who was replying to a question from USU marketing sophomore Marty Short, pointed out...
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When we last left our local periodical, the Herald Journal was taking nominations for a Resident of the Year award, and the good people of Logan, America were using the opportunity to nominate their child’s dance instructor. Earlier this week, the HJ’s Letters to the Editor section provided a bully pulpit for a missive...
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Affable, sweater-wearing junior social work major Matt Wallace avoided anyone he knows seeing him on a date with an insufficiently attractive girl by taking her to the unpopular North Logan restaurant Black Pearl Sushi instead of one of his preferred haunts.
“My resolve was weak that day,” Wallace said of agreeing to go out with...
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Sunday's edition of the Herald Journal contained "some of the nominations offered at hjnews.com for Cache Valley Resident of the Year." You know we could not let that slide.
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Announcing that he "can't take it anymore," celebrated college student Justin Lupton is moving to Salt Lake at the end of the month. Sources close to Lupton told The Truant that he got someone to work for him tomorrow, so he can move.
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Farley, the purebred Cocker Spaniel puppy recently purchased at a cost of $600 by Todd Daniels for the amusement of his children, was struck by a 1998 Subaru Forester Tuesday evening and expired shortly thereafter.
"Gol dang it, that dog was expensive!" was Daniels' emotional reaction to Farley's demise.
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A local madman who turned a shotgun on a handful of strangers in a K-Mart parking lot is being criticized by police and media for a boring, unintelligent, crazy plan.
“Basically anyone could have come up with this,” Chief of Police Brad Jensen said. “Oh, you’re going to shoot as many people as possible in...
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