Comments on: Truant introduces sex-trade trading cards to fund annual office Christmas party

By: Blake Mansion

Blake Mansion — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 03:39:42 +0000

Hell ya, can’t get gonorrhea from playing cards. not counting that one time with Charzaard. my junk burned for weeks

By: ingraham lincoln

ingraham lincoln — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 03:47:15 +0000

you misspelled workwhorses. other than that, fuck you.

By: Lordy Tremain, Reichsmarschall

Lordy Tremain, Reichsmarschall — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 19:04:09 +0000

I actually never used one, but I remember Claire Chennault telling me once that they taste a little bit like going to the dentist and always remind him of sucking dick. The whole time, I’m thinking, “Who the fuck is your dentist?”

By: Rick Gatewood

Rick Gatewood — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 09:05:37 +0000

So what do condoms taste like anyway?

By: Plang

Plang — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 18:54:34 +0000

You know they are already doing this down in Vegas, but the hispanics hand them out for free along the strip.

And if you are going to go old school with the chewing gum, then it has to be rock-hard and broken in a dozen pieces when the kid opens the pack. BTW – which brand of condom is the gum going to taste like? I ask for a friend…