Justin Lupton moves to Salt Lake
Announcing that he “can’t take it anymore,” celebrated college student Justin Lupton is moving to Salt Lake at the end of the month. Sources close to Lupton told The Truant that he got someone to work for him tomorrow, so he can move.
Lupton’s departure to Salt Lake, 14 credits shy of a bachelor’s degree in human resources, is the end of an era, which historians will undoubtedly refer to as “the six or seven years when Justin Lupton lived up here.”
For at least three or four of those years (nonconsecutive), Lupton was a gritty fixture on the Utah State club hockey team’s fourth line, when he made grades.. A well-rounded sportsman if there ever was one, Lupton was also feared and respected as a competitor in the White Owl’s dart league.
“You’re welcome, Logan,” Lupton said.
As to what the future holds for him, Lupton isn’t sure, but probably managing a Journeys store in the mall and living with his girlfriend Tara, who is a United States citizen and college graduate.
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You will be missed Lupton