Horrible car accident claims life of perfectly fuckable woman

The community of Brigham City was shocked and saddened when prized beauty pageant and noted piece of ass, Tiffy Hendleen was killed in a horrific car accident Friday.

Hendleen was traveling from Salt Lake City to Brigham City  for Thanksgiving where her family lives, when a Toyota Camry driven by apparent cock-block Tyson Unga smashed head-on with Hendleen, thus ending her life and further reducing the amount of available pussy to have sex with. Hendleen, a size 2, was killed when the Camry crossed the center line in that section of US 89/91 that has all those fuckin stands selling fruit. Hendleen was hot, smart, and those close to her described her as, ” a party girl that did it with enough style and grace that nobody thought she was a slut. But she boned lots of guys, including a local satire news writer who never told her what a great lay she was.”

“I’m not saying she was ‘Wifey material’, but I would put a hurting’ on that dead chick…it all makes for a sad sad day.” said Jason Eschitlock,while shaking his head. Eschitlock said he had been trying to nail Hendleen at every opportunity for weeks.

After popping all the tires and keying the passenger side door of Hendleen’s 2009 Escalade, Tiger Woods’ wife smashed the back window out (Oddly, because Hendleen was in the drivers seat) and attempted to rescue the trapped brunette who happened to be wearing some real sexy boots and a dress cut to the point you could totally see some side boobage. God damn.

Hendleen’s luscious 34D breasts were unable to be pulled safely from the wreckage before the gas tank ignited thus charring her otherwise perfectly fuckable corpse.

The town of Brigham City is in shock because a lot of guys were looking to Hendleen, who had a nice bubble butt, to blow them or at least give them a handski this holiday season. It seems that for now, the community will have to look elsewhere for potential women to casually screw and make light, yet intelligible, conversation afterwards.

Tags: 34D and luscious, beauty pageant, Brigham City, cock-block, head-on, horrific car accident, nobody thought she was a slut, noted piece of ass, pussy pussy to have sex with, size 2, Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods wife, University of Utah

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