Comments on: Pentagon suggest smoking ban in the military, shooting people still okay

By: Claire Chennault, Head Editor in Charge

Claire Chennault, Head Editor in Charge — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 04:56:16 +0000

A job offer has been extended to TA. We’re always looking for more semi-retarded fifth graders.

By: TA

TA — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 05:56:32 +0000

The Truant’s Editor/Proofreader taken behind shed, shot, replaced.

If you, like a prioritized person, read the truant every time you exhaust the internet’s porn supply then you may have noticed that the brilliant writers of The Truant with all their superlative prose, sonorous syntax, and sesquipedalian lexicon still can’t fucking spell or use the appropriate word in context. If the staffers at The Truant gave up their gin per diem and employed a semi-retarded 5th grader to glance over their scribbles before hastily posting the latest hard hitting diatribe on Local Man then maybe we could finish an article without chagrining.

By: Elcoj

Elcoj — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 16:16:45 +0000

Amazing! Not clear for me, how offen you updating your http://www.thetruant.com.
Elcoj

By: just a retired cosby kid

just a retired cosby kid — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 00:42:02 +0000

Oh Lordy, Lordy T! My dad, DR. Huxtable once caught me smoking a ciggy, oh boy was he mad. He Huffed amd Puffed( on the rest of my Smoke, sonofabitch!), and then showed me the business end of his JELLO brand pudding pop. i havent smoked since. but i do have to do a few grams of the black tar just to feel normal and sleep at night. anyway you tell those military people that my dad is more than happy to come down there and show every single last one of those smokers the ” ‘ol Popper” if it will help them quit smoking.

best reguards,
theo