Man has three-way, swears he’ll never go back to two-somes
Last night local man and student, Ryan Young had the first threesome of his life and says that he will never go back to the traditional sexual pairing of a twosome ever again.
“God, it was nice,” said Young of his experience. “I can’t believe I waited so long to have sex with two girls at once. I mean, what the fuck have I been doing all this time? Everywhere I looked there was a mouth, or a lip, or a cheek; it was finally a case of double vision in the sack to be proud of.”
Young, a 26 year old humanities major at Utah State University in Logan, reportedly met the two women at a bar and after Jager and few beers, one of the
ladies told the old stand-by threesome joke of ‘you and me and your sister makes three’ (you know, that old ham), and after a chuckle it was clear what the whorish women had in mind. With in an hour they were headed back to Young’s apartment for a nightcap and some hot three-way fucking on Ninja Turtle sheets.
“I’m not going to lie,” said Young, “I was a little nervous at first. Sometimes I have trouble tending to three holes, let alone six, but the girls were gentle and often took care of each other with out help from me at all. I pulled a page from my Man Playbook and made sure I had a mild case of the whiskey dick as not to end the menage before the trois. I don’t even know what that means, but I’m pretty sure I’ve got the pronunciation right.”
Young said that his favorite part of the evening was when he came, which was second only to when he and girl #1 shared choking duties on girl #2 just before the box-springs collapsed.
When asked if he would consider having a three-way if it involved another man and a woman, instead of just him and two girls, Young said “maybe” then told us not publish that part.
We tried to track down said women for comment, and maybe set us up a round two for this evening, but were unsuccessful. If you are, have seen, or know any other pair of women that match the descriptions from above or just fall in to the category of “wants to” or “will” double up on a writer, please contact us at thetruant.com or just swing by the office with a box of wine. Sending nude pictures before hand is not a must (neither are condoms), but it would be nice to know what we are getting into in advance, so we know how much we will need to drink.
In a related note, if you are interested in having a three-way with Truant staff member, Trevor Nightwagon, Frustrated Virgin, be sure to bring chocolates and candles, as he wants his first time to be special. As if two vaginas at once isn’t special enough.
Nice one Tony it was fucking nice!!!