Sad news from the music community rang out thursday when Michael Jackson slipped into a coma and died Thursday afternoon and was unable to be revived with toe-tapping pop hook.
His record company had learned of his demise and was ecstatic to recapture the magic of his circa 1982 mega-hit “thriller’. Sony Records quickly assembled a...
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Yesterday American icon Ed McMahon died due to complication of the price always being right, which were brought on by continually handing out over-sized checks. He was 86 years old.
McMahon gained his fame from being the host of the landmark television program The Price is Right where he introduced the real star of the...
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LOGAN–Last night a brave officer reminded the small town that he polices why the men and women behind the badge are true heroes, as he made good on his promise to serve and protect his community.
Officer Jake Heft of the Logan City Police Department was making a nightly tour of his local Main Street...
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To The Editor:
Role models for our children, ha! Great players yes,
Jordan Farmar, mmm, not so much, but anyway,
but role models for our children is hardly what I would use to describe some of these NBA players!
…Since someone asked?
I will even go as far as to say role models for adults, hardly!
If you’re an adult...
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The following letters are real. They are culled from the opinion page of the Herald Journal, and are written by the actual residents of Logan Utah, USA.
To the editor:
I have been following the Sara Palin vs. David Letterman feud since it began.
Good for you, what are you, president of the extraneous history club? We...
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Although preliminary sales figures were unavailable as of press time, a quick poll of area -tenders and -flies (bar) revealed the skyrocketing popularity of ‘Skin’ brand clothing among clueless (or not) bargoers immediately following a Columbine-style shooting at the Holocaust Memorial Museum in Washington D.C.
An actual company, ‘Skin’ is dedicated to providing consumers with...
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The tired concept of patriotism was abandoned Wednesday by its last bedraggled proponents, a concession to the grinding reality of life in today’s America. Patriotism’s death was hailed by millions who acknowledged that America is no longer land of the free, home of the brave; but rather land of the banal, home of the...
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Coming from the mouth of Adolf Hitler or Henry Ford, such new news would not be news at all, but this week support for human eugenics has come from an unexpected source.
Yesterday the NOR (National Organization of Retards) lent their support to passive human eugenics in woman’s clinics around American, citing that if...
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A local student made the mistake of his young adult life this week by taking a picture of his dick with his cell phone and sending it to his mother.
Drew Stevens, a biology major currently taking summer classes at USU, said that the dick picture was intended to be sent to his girlfriend,...
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