Graduate Student has more than 40 pets
[RIVERSIDE] USU graduate student and noted animal lover Jared Jenkins added another dog Wednesday to make the total pet population of his house 42. Jenkins’s pets, which include a ferret, four dogs, some hamsters and a couple cats which he hasn’t gotten around to naming. Those familiar with the situation said it basically amounts to polygamy for the ugly, uncharismatic man.
Jenkins, who lives in near squalor, said that he loved being around animals and that he has always felt that some sort of animal magnetism attracted animals to him. Jenkins, a 29-year-old, who is getting his masters degree in civil engineering said he sometimes felt like he was “born to take in unwanted pets.”
Though he says he has a hard time keeping up with the needs of all the animals, it’s his labour of love. Jenkins then stared into the middle distance, carressing one of his four hamsters, and wondered where it all went wrong.
Critics of Jenkins, which include: both of his neighbors, his parents, and anyone who has ever had to visit his awful sty of an apartment and said that “it smells like a fuckin’ pet store in there.” Sources close to the situation told The Truant that “this all started when his fiance dumped his ass,” and not to be outdone, we here in the newsroom can almost guarantee he’s used his tarantula for unholy purposes.
“It was around the time I moved in to Riverside that I bought my first dog: Nitters, she’s a doll, I miss her so much,” Jenkins said while his eyes welled up with tears and his bottom lip began to quiver.
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