Chad Chadderson, a 23 year old bachelor, has never seemed to be more conflicted over whether or not the girl he was currently piping, was in fact, hot or not.
Natalie Rivera, A preppy-ass-bitch Chadderson met at Books of Yesterday and who any bystander would agree, is a hot piece of ass and slightly out...
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Salt Lake City alternative radio DJ Cory O’Stuart has a complete grasp on modern social media, which he uses to promote his station’s contests, sponsors, and his own “all-request” show on weeknights.
O’Stuart, who works at a real radio station, not one of the fake...
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Jerry Peenbranch, a 20 year old barista we know, is carrying on his paper thin ruse about being Canadian, for the third consecutive week.
The newly garnished air of superiority appeared to Peenbranch when Canada...
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Ed. This is a response to Lordy’s diss track. Which basically amounts to the notion that Dickhouse pays for sex and is poor so he ‘pregames’ so to speak.
Excuse me me miss. Could I have a moment of your time, I desperately need to...
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Ed.–In the wake of being dropped by another sponsor (Gatorade), the best golfer in the world–Tiger Woods–took the opportunity Monday to do his famous mea culpa speech over again. The following is exclusive audio footage of Woods’ do-over:
“Good morning. Thank you for being here...
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Ed.–Today’s article was written by a major, major Utah celebrity. A celebrity so big, so large, so important, that we can’t even tell you who it is. But trust us when we say, you would fall out of your chair and probably sustain minor...
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A local 20something Jeff Kanderton spent his lunch break Thursday hitting the DI and filing through racks of clothing donated to the Mormon Goodwill store, searching for fashion accouterments that can add to his already well-rounded closet.
“Oh this sweater? I found this ish(sic’d) at...
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In a move that has the Muslim community up in arms, Claire Chennault, Head Editor in Charge, of the Oscar-nominated internet news magazine, The Truant, has announced that by the end of the month burqas will be banned in and around the office, mostly...
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Tom Bauer, a Natural Resources major at Utah State University, takes pains to make sure that everyone he comes in contact with learns that he doesn’t use Facebook.
“My super-cool, secretive plans are too important for anyone to find out,” Bauer said. “Facebook? I tell...
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